The Men That Are Allowed In My Life

#1) Silas Olson: seminary class president extraordinaire, that boy is a saint. There's an excellent chance that I've learned more from him than our teacher. He's so energetic and positive and incredibly humble. He wouldn't tell us he won 2nd place in state wrestling since he was busy complimenting people inside and out of our class. Plus, you just have to laugh every time he dances during the books of the Old Testament song or proclaims that it is, yet again, the best day ever.

#2) Stephen Torrence: Once upon a time, he made some very famous ASL interpretations of songs, most often by the clever and hipsterish Jonathan Coulton. He has quit making ASL videos due to the fact that he doesn't want to offend the Deaf community in any way and that he still has a lot to learn about the language. He now makes videos where he asks the YouTube community a question and then actually talks about the comments and responses he receives. He mentioned Nerdfighters and wears glasses that make him look like Captain Simms. He is nerdy and intriguing and completely acceptable.

#3) John and Hank: They're a package. Though I am beginning to lose my complete and unconditional adoration with them (perhaps they've changed, perhaps it's me), they are still and may always be a source of inspiration, entertainment, and greediness for their wonderfully and perfectly, albeit a little too expensive, nerdy shirts and posters and stuff. They're just a part of me.

#4) Logan and Cameron: but only if they keep working on actually helping me and Caitlin figure things out and cutting down on their inside jokes. Otherwise, they're relegated to familial levels, where I have to be around you a lot, but that doesn't mean I am in love with everything you do, at all.

#5) Last, but certainly not least... The Gorgeous Talented Sexy Like Really Sexy Adam Levine: We're getting married.