Making Life Interesting

1. Go to The Home Depot. Go to the aisle with windows. Wait for an employee to approach you. Respond with "Just window shopping." Say bye and leave.                   
2. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."
3. Change Facebook name to "No One." Like people's statuses.
4. Marry a guy named Jesse. Have a girl named Stacy. Become Stacy's mom and Jesse's girl.                   
5. Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.                   
6. Go to Ikea. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
7. Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
8. Find a Sicilian. Challenge him to a battle of wits involving iocaine powder, wine, and a pretty lady.                   
9. Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
10. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.                                
11. Find out what color a chameleon is while it's on a mirror.                   
12. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
13. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.                   
14. Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.                   
15. Buy four pigs. Paint 1, 2, 3, and 5 on each pig. Let them loose in a mall and watch security try to find number 4.
16. Eat several boxes of cereal. Tell people I'm a cereal killer.                   
17. Close browser window. Get a life.
18. Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
19. Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes into your friend's diet coke.
20. Play hide and seek in Ikea.
21. Order a glass of melted ice with extra frozen water.                   
22. Find a burger that actually looks like the one in the commercial.
23. Host party. Serve non-alcoholic beer. See how many people pretend to get drunk.
24. Go to China on honeymoon. Get intimate with Husband. Tell child that they were "Made in China."                   
25. Change last name to "Ramirez." Re-apply to college. (lol)
26. Put sign over entrance to an empty auditorium which reads, "Ninja Convention."
27. Buy a turtle. Name it "Awkward."
28. Become teacher. Write test. Make all of the answers C.
29. Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
30. Buy pet. Name it Peeve.
31. Go trick-or-treating on April fool's day.
32. Jump into a taxi and scream "Follow that car!"                    
33. Go to Barnes and Noble. Put all cook books in the Women's Studies section.
34. Buy a Volkswagen beetle. Drive past children and watch them punch each other.                                      
35. Write a book. Entitle it "A New York Times Best Seller."
36. Grab a random kid by the shoulders and scream, "I'M YOU -- FROM THE FUTURE!!!"                   
37. Pretend to be a telemarketer when a telemarketer calls.                   
38. Send PETA animal crackers. Half eaten.                   
39. Order diet water.                   
40. Plan to be spontaneous.
41. Go to the airport. Set off the metal detector at security. Tell them that it was probably your abs of steel.                   
42. Next time you fall and someone asks if you're okay, say, "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation!"                   
43. Order happy meal. Ask for extra happy.
44. Go to a Christian store. Make a purchase that totals $6.66.
45. Order a veggie burger with bacon.
46. Walk through a large crowd. Ask someone every so often if they've seen Waldo.
47. Date a guy who works at Subway. Ask him to make me a sandwich.
48. Go to a fast food place. Tape a sign to the voicebox that says "Broken, please yell!"
49. Go to a football game. Hold up a sign that reads "The Guy Behind Me Can't See."
50. Dump a bag of Skittles in the toilet. Flush. Watch a three second NASCAR race.