Snippets of the Homecoming Experience

"Throwing strippers!" . . . "That sounds like an episode of Psych."

"So as long as we're hugging, your date can flirt with my date."

"We're dead. We're dead! We survived, but we're dead!"

"Let's start an invisible catfish fighting league. Appropriately, there mascot would be a goat."

Ain't no mountain high enough/ ain't no valley low enough/ ain't no river wide enough/ to keep me from getting to you babe

"Another awkward moment!"

"Spelunkspelunkspelunk..."

"They're holding hands again!"

"Go Band!"

Swing swing swing from the tangles of/ my HEART is crushed by a former love

"Do you know what it feels like to be alone?" . . . "You will soon."

"I'm going to study Bradanology."

"What if you had to kill zebras to get zebra print?"

"It says something about hitting the right target and getting forty points of... something."

"How much would you pay me if I went and sat between them?"

Say it ain't so

"Everyone's matching each other..."

"Awwwww... Why would you play that song?!"

"I can't wear suspenders." . . . "I still can." . . . "Let's share!"

"I'd like to make a toast to everyone here... and to America... and to Homecoming. The end."

"I don't like this song..."

"I see what you guys did there."

God blessed the broken road that led me straight to you

"Logan, frown!"

"If I go to USU, we are SO having dance parties."

"Wait, put your arm around her again... I like it. Good work." . . . "What?" . . . "You guys have the perfect 50s outfits!" . . . "We're actually Doctor Who..."

"You look SO good tonight!"

Cause it's you and me/ and all of the people/ and I don't know why/ I can't take my eyes off of you

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!"

"Join our pentagon of dancing!"

"Just pull him by his suspenders."

"Secret: I was gonna ask you for the next one."

"You guys were just sitting inside?!"

"Dang crap!"

"Have you ever played a game of poker chips. You wanna play a game of poker chips?"

"So I'm the TARDIS? Aka Sexy."

I found out a reason for me/ to change who I used to be/ a reason to state over new/ and the roads

"I like the harmonies."

"Do you know the dance?"

"I had a really fun time."

Me too, my friend. Me too.